Friday, May 27, 2011

Excerpt teaser #5 for Savage Fire

Four days.

My short story collection, Savage Fire, will be released on May 31st as an eBook. I posted a rough copy of the cover and a table of contents, but I wanted to put up one more excerpt from one of my favorite stories, An Island Never Cries, with a different kind of beastliness.

Remember to watch on Twitter for the hash tag #savagefire, which I am using for tweets and hints about the collection. When the eBook is available for pre-order, I'll tweet about it. When the book is available, I'll tweet about it. I think it is safe to say that I'll tweet too damn much about it.


The opening of An Island Never Cries, bloodthirsty horror from Savage Fire:

Wind careened across the bay, churning and roiling the water. A wave crashed against the rocks, and the wind carried the spray, dousing Kate with frigid salt water, but she was already soaked to the bone and didn’t stir. She huddled on the edge of the porch and watched angry clouds scuttle across the moon. She would not give in.
An hour later, Kate’s nails had gouged her palms. Teeth clenched, fists closed, she fought. She would not, could not give in. Cold sweat mingled with the spray and trickled down her face, ran across her cheeks. Some ran into her mouth and she swallowed the salty moisture, but it only made the pangs worse.
Half an hour later, maybe even forty minutes, she could take it no longer. Staggering off the porch, her eyes narrowed, she stared about as if food, sustenance, might be lurking in the dark. She laughed, but even to her ears, it sounded desolate and grim.
Down to the dock she ran, slipping on the slick wood in her eagerness. She struggled with the knots she had tied so carefully earlier in the evening, fumbling madly against her earlier willpower. As soon as she could slip the lines off the mooring, she leapt into the small craft. The wind howled around her, so she made do with the jib. Even so, the small sail filled in an instant and knocked her off her feet.
Where to go? Kate’s mind spun wildly with the need to get to the mainland, to feed the terrible hunger, but a little corner, the human side of Kate, warned her away from Tyson’s Cove. She fought herself, and managed to aim a little northward, up to Johnson’s Point at least. People lived there, but further inland. It might slow her down.
The boat bucked and tossed in the wind. Whether nature forced its will or the wild part of Kate took over, the prow kept skewing southward. Each time Kate leaned on the rudder, she lost ground. Through the tumult of the waves, Kate saw the dim lights of Tyson’s Cove.
One last time, the tiny flickering light in her brain seized control, and she shoved the rudder over, heading further south, perhaps down to Star Beach. Nobody would be out on Star Beach in the storm. It was no use; the light sputtered out as the small craft veered back northward and headed to shore.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Savage Fire Table of Contents

Four days until Savage Fire is released, so I thought I'd list the table of contents:

1) Savage Fire (Victorian undead goodness)
2) Awake in the Age of Lizards (bizarro)
3) An Island Never Cries (bloodthirsty horror)
4) Who's Watching (odd thriller)
5) Double Cross (noir intrigue)
6) Saving Grace (haunted horror)
7) Unsettled Hearts (action Western)
8) Got It? (dark comedy)
9) So Pretty (mythological dark comedy)
10) Missing You (dark)
11) If Not Mistaken (bizarro)
12) The Sea Witch's Daughter (dark fairytale)
13) Blood Feast (beastly horror)
14) Unfinished Business (erotic horror comedy)
15) Last Stop (dark dialogue)
16) Without Remorse (beastly horror)

Yup, sixteen stories in a wide variety of styles.  Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Make it Easy to Buy

I have been in the software business for a long time, since long before the web as we know it appeared. One fundamental tenet of that business is Make it easy to buy.

The book publishing business is no different. The big publishers understand that. Amazon and B&N and others understand that. But independent authors often don't. I took a fellow author to task because she had a blog with great content, and even provided an excerpt and talked about her recently published book, but she had no links or way for a reader to buy.

Remember, the reader is asked to part with his or her hard-earned cash, which is a hurdle to overcome even if the book is 99 cents. Don't put up any obstacles. If they have to go to Amazon or Smashwords or B&N and search for your book, especially if the book title is ambiguous or made of common words (Try searching for 'I Wish...' via Google, then try searching for 'Paranormalcy"), they may lose patience before they get there.

The three things that are most important to provide, either directly or indirectly, are a link to where it can be bought (even if you are selling it directly), a cover image (picture is worth a 1000 words) and an indication of genre/age ('Mary, Mary Quite Contrary' could be children's rhymes, YA romcom or horror). The last is sometimes clear from context, which is fine.

If all goes well, in a couple of days, you will see an image and link appear on my blog for Savage Fire. As soon as it is available to pre-order or order, I'll make sure you can see it, get to it and know what it is. Do the same for your book. You don't want a potential reader to skip on by to the next blog because there wasn't a simple way to buy your book.

Trust me. In the software world, it's known as a newbie mistake (although large corporations sometimes make it - not mention names such as IBM or anything). Don't be the newbie with your precious book (or software). Make it easy to buy, and people will.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Excerpt teaser #4 for Savage Fire

Nine days.

My short story collection, Savage Fire, will be released on May 31st as an eBook. I have posted a rough copy of the cover and three excerpts, which you can find on the blog without being Sherlock Holmes or anything. Today, I decided to do a bit more straight horror (not heterosexual horror, but horror that is more mainstream). It has a nasty beast in it.

Remember to watch on Twitter for the hash tag #savagefire, which I am using for tweets and hints about the collection. When the eBook is available for pre-order, I'll tweet about it. When the book is available, I'll tweet about it. I think it is safe to say that I'll tweet too damn much about it, but twitter is a stream rushing away, so close your eyes and wait a moment, and my useless tweets will have floated away.

An excerpt from Without Remorse, a beastly treat from Savage Fire:
            "You misunderstand, daughter." Fernand looked at her, tears streaming down his face. "He says that I may stay, if you will accept Stephen's offer of marriage."
            Gabriella leapt to her feet. "What? Never. Stephen is a brute. No woman will have him."
            "There is no choice, Gabriella." Pain scored Fernand's face, and he gripped her hands in his. "We cannot fight him."
            "Then we shall leave. We can make a new start elsewhere, Father. I can work as a seamstress, and you…"
            "We can never leave this land." His words came out with such force that Gabriella stepped back, and ran into the counter. She had not seen that wild look in her father's eyes before, and his vehemence scared her.
            Fernand made a visible effort to calm himself, and went on. "I hoped not to tell you, Gabriella. The reason we did not sell our land when your mother was ill, the reason we had to take on those debts, is because of a dark secret in our family."
            He paused. Gabriella waited in silence, fearing to hear what he had to say, but anxious to know what terrible fear her father harbored.
            "Many years ago, your great-great-grandfather, Rudolf, lived in this house. He was a stubborn man, quick to anger. Nobody knows what your great-great-grandmother saw in him, but she bore him three children and never said a word against him in public.
            "One night in late November, a storm blew up…"

Friday, May 20, 2011

Guys - Why YOU should support paranormal YA writers

Ladies, if you will pardon us for a moment, I'm speaking to the guys here. If you must listen in (like I'm going to stop you), please keep the chatter down so the guys will pay attention.

Why should we, as healthy, red-blooded guys promote and support the legions of ladies who write paranormal YA books (face it, it's mostly ladies, though I respect the guys who buck the tend)? Don't kid yourself, I can sense the collective eye-rolling and ball-scratching. After all, we're guys. Sparkly vampires make us cringe, even though we have never read Twilight or watched any of the movies. (Even those who went closed their eyes.)

But having duly noted your disdain, I want to tell you, we still need to support these ladies. I mean, even aside from the hot profile pics. (I won't name names, as I'm a happily married guy and want to stay that way, but if I were less discrete? Kiersten White, Wren Emerson, and pretty much every other paranormal YA author I follow. See what I'm saying?)

Excerpt #3 from Savage Fire

Eleven days.

My short story collection, Savage Fire, will be released on May 31st as an eBook. Two days ago, I included an excerpt of a bizarro story. Yesterday, I added another for my noir fans. So, what can I think of for a Friday? How about a bit of dark comedy? (I have something special for tomorrow in honor of the Rapture, so stay tuned. Unless, of course, you plan to be whisked away, in which case have a good trip!)

Remember to watch on Twitter for the hash tag #savagefire, which I am using for tweets and hints about the collection. When the eBook is available for pre-order, I'll tweet about it. When the book is available, I'll tweet about it. I think it is safe to say that I'll tweet too damn much about it, but twitter is a stream rushing away, so close your eyes and wait a moment, and my useless tweets will have floated away.

An excerpt from So Pretty, a mythological treat from Savage Fire
     Empty wooden steps, except for the small package addressed to her, Betty Fea. But where was the mailman? She ran down the steps in time to see his back disappearing around the hedge at the end of the drive. "Yoo hoo, Mr. Mailman," she called. "I have a lovely batch of cookies if you would like to stop and visit."

     The mailman didn't answer, and Betty couldn't tell whether he had heard and ignored her, or simply not heard. She stamped her foot in frustration, although it was perhaps a good thing, since she had not really made any cookies after all.

     Looking around, Betty sighed and walked over to Mrs. Kendall, the Welcome Wagon lady. A plastic bag had gotten stuck on Mrs. Kendall's arm, probably blown by the wind. After two years, Mrs. Kendall had never blown away. One day, Betty was going to have to bring the wheelbarrow around and lug the stone figure away. To think that Mrs. Kendall had never even had a chance to admire Betty's hair, or the way her figure looked so svelte and attractive even after three thousand years.

     "Hello, Mr. Johnson," she cooed to the attorney who had come to finalize her mortgage papers. "Oh, you like my dress. I wore it just for you." Conversations with Mr. Johnson were always one sided, but she did fancy that his obsidian eyes glinted when he watched her sashay by him at the edge of the garden.

     Hiss. Betty's serpents coiled and twisted on her head at the sound of a car pulling into the drive. It jerked to a halt, no doubt because the driver was squeezing his or her eyes closed.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Log of live tweets for I Wish by Wren Emerson

I Wish... (The Witches of Desire) 

In case anybody missed the fun, I decided to preserve the tweets I made while live-tweeting my reading of Wren Emerson's YA paranormal, I Wish... (The Witches of Desire).

The rules, as I have defined them for myself, are one tweet per chapter, each a rhyming couplet which reflects the action in the chapter, or perhaps reflects on it, but without giving too much away. If you have already bought a copy of the book, or if you click on the link above and buy it now for only 99 cents, you can check after each chapter and see if you agree with the tweet.

Feel free to offer a couplet of your own in the comments if you think you can do better than I did. In any case, buy a copy and support a poor, starving author (starving when she isn't buying celebratory pancakes for herself and minions). If you want to read the many pleas and chit chat also tagged with the hash tag , just click on it and read for yourself.

   
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Excerpt teaser #2 for Savage Fire

Twelve days...

My short story collection, Savage Fire, will be released on May 31st as an eBook. Yesterday, I included an excerpt of a bizarro story, but the collection has more than bizarro. It has both undead and alchemy, horror and humor, as well as a dose of my trademark noir. I decided to focus on that last genre for my excerpt today.

Remember to watch on Twitter for the hash tag #savagefire, which I am using for tweets and hints about the collection. Please feel free to mention Savage Fire to all your friends and relatives, mail carriers and teachers, stalkers and confidants. Unless they plan to be Raptured this Sunday, in which case they may have other things on their minds (and probably wouldn't be great candidates for Savage Fire anyway).


The opening of Double Cross, a story from Savage Fire:

"Better make mine a double."

Sal's eyes crinkled at the request, but otherwise his face remained impassive.  In the four years Nick had slunk down to the bar from his dingy office, arriving winded despite the single flight of stairs, he'd always ordered a whiskey and always amended his order a minute or so later.  Come to think of it, he'd probably done the same for the years he worked across the street above the Winking Newt, and hung out there after work.  Sal had taken on Nick as a tenant and regular customer after the Winking Newt burned to the ground—the owner, Chuck, got fed up with paying for protection; Tony's gang presumably got fed up with Chuck.

"Who was the dame?" Sal kept washing glasses, but he'd been itching to ask since Nick showed up.  Sharing a stairway meant directing a lot of lost or confused souls up to Nick's place.  Sal didn't mind much.  Quite a few stopped in for a confidence booster first.  Some made it no farther.  The dame in question hadn't stopped for more than directions, but everything about her called for attention.  She wouldn't have looked more out of place in a Tibetan monastery.  Nick didn't look up from his drink, but it was clear he'd been expecting the question.

"Just a client."  He tossed back the drink and made to stand up, but Sal wasn't having any of it.

"Not your usual sort."  Sal didn't elaborate.  It was easy to picture Nick's usual sort, either too young with big sprayed hair, cheap cherry-red lips and surprised shock at a husband's betrayal, or women a few years grayer, thicker and no longer surprised, but hoping the little shit had some hot goods stashed away that could be hocked for groceries.  Few would turn any heads, except for those husbands who turned away, seeking solace in a bottle or another womanno better, but a little less familiar.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Excerpt teaser #1 for Savage Fire

My short story collection, Savage Fire, will be released on May 31st as an eBook. Yesterday, I showed a rough draft of the cover, so today I thought I'd offer an excerpt from one of the stories. The stories range from noir intrigue to horror to bizarro to (dark) comedy, but this is a mix of a couple of those. (I won't say which - you are free to guess)

Also, watch on Twitter for the hash tag #savagefire, which I am using for tweets and hints about the collection. I depend on all of you to share and retweet those links to let more people know what's coming. (Who am I kidding? You don't ever know what's coming until it hits you upside the head.)

Excerpt from Awake in the Age of Lizards, a story from Savage Fire:
The faithful were sore afraid and flagellated themselves with thorn-covered rose branches, but the lizards paid no heed.  Lamenting their fate, the faithful walked across hot coals, but the lizards did nothing except cringe at the horrid burning-flesh smell.
Fearing a loss of faith amongst the faithful, Tommy Gwen'cher stood and spoke to them, encouraging greater flagellation and faster walking across coals, but the faithful started to edge toward the exits.
"I will not be swayed by the shifty-eyed or the meekly acquiescent," he declared, and brandished an AK-47 assault rifle.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

The countdown begins...

On May 31, I plan to release Savage Fire, a collection of my short stories, on Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes & Noble. From horror to bizarro to dark comedy, these are tales to challenge your mind, or at least keep it occupied while you ride the train to a boring job, or wait for the plumber to show up.

In the days between now and then, I'll share teasers from some of the stories included, but I thought I'd start things off with a rough draft of the cover. This image evokes the the title story, Savage Fire, which is a story of Victorian England, treachery and tragedy, death and undeath.



Psst! Free story of mine over at B.C. Young's blog

Author B. C. Young is posting flash fiction stories by other authors on his blog this week. I have the significant honor of being first up (probably due to sending him my story five minutes after he asked). The story is a previously unpublished sci-fi story for kids called Watch Where You Winkle (also for adults with a snarky sense of kid humor).

It's short. Really, you could read it in the time it will take you to read this post, assuming you read this post pre-coffee and the story post-coffee.

So, go read Watch Where You Winkle. Laugh or groan as you see fit. Leave a comment. Get another coffee, and perhaps a danish. Smile.

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Poem: The Unicorn

Some people over at the Library of the Living Dead forum are holding a Fetid Poetry contest.  I thought I'd whip up a quick fetid poem, and this came into my head.  Perhaps I should cut back on the refined sugar...
 
The Unicorn

The lonely unicorn stood tall upon those sea-swept banks
and watched the rising waters 'till they crested on his flanks.
He'd dallied way too long while Noah called them forth to board
And now he faced a circumstance  that was quite untoward.
 
Yet though the situation might have seemed completely grim,
the unicorn had secrets which he carried deep within.
His Aunty Mabel's cousin knew a voodoo trick or two,
The time seemed quite auspicious for such measures to pursue.
 
The waters lapped around his neck; he spoke the ghastly verse.
It mightn't make things better, but could hardly make them worse.
As down beneath the roiling waves, he sank without a sound,
his soul descended far below where it would ne'er be found.
 
For forty days and forty nights, he galloped 'neath the waves,
Awaiting final vengeance on the ones that Noah saved.
And when the waters slipped away, revealed his undead horn,
he charged the ark and killed the lot, that zombie unicorn.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Poem: My Mother is a Hooker

My Mother is a Hooker

It’s not the sort of hobby that one brags of to the neighbors.
I seldom mention it, although she’s quite proud of her labors.
And though our family all roll our eyes up at the topic
It’s true we like the end results, so maybe we’ re myopic.

The grandkids all enjoy her gifts and don’t care how she made them.
They wouldn’t grumble anyway, because we have forbade them.
Her heartfelt efforts are appreciated, though we shudder;
When we all get together, we still worry what she’ll utter.

I shake my head as I think back on times that we have gathered,
Both friends and kin around the dinner table, though I’d rathered
That we had stayed further apart when she talks of her passion.
I can but groan and wish that show and tell were not in fashion.

My dad just sits and grins when she proclaims that she’s a hooker.
Our guests all sit there open mouthed and hope that they mistook her.
You’d think that dad would have some shame and not be so contrarian
He is, you know, a minister (retired), Presbyterian.

But mom must have her fun and shock the guests who come to listen.
She lets them stew and on this chew and gladly her eyes glisten.
When finally she lets them in upon the joke she’s making
She shows them all the rugs she’s hooked, but still their heads are shaking.

I hear that there are parents in the world who have decorum
But when I tell my mom and dad, they say that that would bore’em.
And though I hope some day her joke will gently fade behind us,
I still expect each holiday this hooking joke will find us.


All events and people in this poem are real and do indeed enjoy this humor (even me). Below is a sample of a rug hooked by my mom. She and her hooking circle love to describe themselves (all 70+ years old) as "hookers". 

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Poem: Gran's Wisdom

Gran's Wisdom

A flower sweet my lover gave to me
To tell me of his love and ask my heart.
I begged him wait until my heart was sure;
Then ran to ask my Gran for her advice.

I knelt beside her bedside and I asked
Her blessings for the match I thought to make
I showed the flower sweet, but felt a prick.
A drip of reddest blood showed on my thumb.

‘Tis but a tiny prick, I told my Gran,
Who looked as if she’d seen a frightful sight.
A sign of woe she said, thou must not wed.
And though I begged forebearance, she held firm.

Be still, my child, she said and told her tale
Of how her love had given her a rose.
She held the rose and showed it to her Mom
And as she did,  she felt a tiny prick.

Her mother warned her of impending doom,
But she’d have none of that and wed the man.
For fifty years, she lived with him and found
Her mother’s words were wiser than she’d known.

“But, Gran,” I asked her with a puzzled frown,
“You married Gramps for love, and stayed for life.”
I questioned why this tale should make me doubt
The wisdom of my marriage to my love.

She sighed and beckoned me lean close to her
And in a tiny whisper in my ear,
“We married, yes, and loved each other dear,
But, oh my god, he had a tiny prick.”


First published on Every Day Poets February 13, 2010

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Story: Got It?

Got It?
By Ben Langhinrichs

It was a dark and stormy night.  No, really, lightning and thunder raging like God was bowling nothing but gutter balls.  Hailstones the size of golf balls with elephantitis kept banging into the windows, bouncing off and killing pigeons.  Have I told you about the pigeons?  A thousand stories in the naked city and every story covered in pigeon shit.  But not my story, no my story really happened... to a friend of mine.

As I said, dark, stormy, hail, dead pigeons, get the picture?  My friend Mick, if you can call a guy who sleeps with your wife a friend, sleeps with her on your honeymoon no less, then boasts about it in your favorite pub so you can't go in with head held high for a week, but have to slink in just to get a beer.  Anyway, Mick was coming over to "hang out", which usually meant smoke some dope, hit on Sheila, drink my beer, take a crap in the toilet and not even flush.  What kind of friend doesn't flush?

So, friend, dope, hitting on wife, drinking, crapping, no flushing, got it? Right. Mick had a plan, or what would pass for a plan in someone with an IQ higher than... well, higher than Mick's.  His plan was that if I snuck down...  Well, let's hear it in his words.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

What kind of writer are you?

If I tell people I am a writer, and don't clarify immediately, they often ask, "What kind of a writer are you?" A simple question to them, no doubt. Nothing more than ascertaining if I write newspaper articles about growing the best mums or dense contemporary fiction that few read but many have on their coffee tables. I answer different ways depending on who is asking and in what circumstance. (I'm not likely to belabor my horror writing to the parents of my Sunday School preschoolers.)

I write words. Often, I write them into sentences, paragraphs, stories or novels. Sometimes they rhyme. On occasion, they are in Spanish, but usually in English.

I write about people and ideas and situations. A good many of those situations are fantastical, either because of the large numbers of scientifically unlikely zombies or the merely implausible troll-dragon friendships. A few are all too plausible tales of hardship and woe, laughter and joy, loss and abandonment.

I write for myself. I write for an audience. I write to make a point, or counter one. I write to make people laugh and think and cry, and sometimes even to inspire them to turn the lights off for a bit of a snuggle with a loved one.

I write with passion. I struggle for each word when I am not gushing forth faster than my computer can absorb the words. Coffee and chocolate are my close companions, but my friends are spread across the world via Twitter and Facebook and blogs and fora.

What kind of a writer are you?

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Before You Compete

As the sound of applause dies down, you watch her glide off the ice. She flashes a quick grin at her coach, who throws his arms around and says in a gruff Russian accent, "You were wonderful. You've never skated better."

Shrugging, you head out onto the ice. The Olympic crowd stills, and you sense the anticipation in the air. You focus to get yourself in the zone, and listen as the first notes of  your song, your music burst forth, and the judges lean forward. Suddenly, you are struck by a thought, "I wonder if I should have practiced this routine first."

Unrealistic, perhaps, but a surprising number of authors put in the months and years of effort to write and polish, submit and wait, and never think about the next step. Even with a publishing contract from a top publishing firm, if you are so skilled and persistent and lucky as to get one, you are the only person who is 100% committed to the unique goal of getting your book to sell.

Collabthology: Kindle of the Dead - TOC announced

One of my stories, A Friend for Jeffrey, is included in an upcoming anthology. When ready, this collection of stories and poems will be available on Amazon for $5. Any (likely minimal) profits will be used to fund our Collaboration of the Dead project.

Collabthology: Kindle of the Dead - Table of Contents

Hunger…………………………………………………………………………………………………………by Matt Nord
Animal Magnetism………………………………………………………………………………by Parick D’Orazio
Candy……………………………………………………………………………………………………………by Gerald Rice
Fight the Bite……………………………………………………………………………………by Mike Mitchell
z0m813 5urv1v0r…………………………………………………………………………………by Matt Nord
The Hottest Laptop…………………………………………………………………………by Rebecca Besser
Escape…………………………………………………………………………………………………………by Carey Burns
The Day Danny McAllister Decided to be a Hero by Matt Nord
Bold Isolation……………………………………………………………………………………by Karime Limon
A Cry for Help……………………………………………………………………………………by John McCuaig
Dead Haiku………………………………………………………………………………………………by Matt Nord
Breadcrumbs……………………………………………………………………………………………by Brandon Cracraft
The Red Tide…………………………………………………………………………………………by Jeremy Bush
Sight………..………………………………………………………………………………………………by Matt Nord
The God Seeker……………………………………………………………………………………by Ken Goldman
Pitter, Patter……………………………………………………………………………………by Lorraine Horrell
The Possession……………………………………………………………………………………by Marius Dicomite
Karma Kiss………………………………………………………………………………………………by Matt Nord
Yesterday’s Hero………………………………………………………………………………by Jamal K. Luckett
Bully……………………………………………………………………………………………………………by Douglas Hackle
In a Dark, Moist Soil…………………………………………………………………by Karime Limon
The Photograph……………………………………………………………………………………by Cassie Shaver
Blood is Thicker………………………………………………………………………………by Matt Nord
Thanksgiving Break…………………………………………………………………………by C.H. Potter
Simon Kendrick……………………………………………………………………………………by T.W. Brown
Hair………………………………………………………………………………………………………………by Matt Nord
No Cause for Alarm…………………………………………………………………………by M.S. Gardner
Urban Cleansing…………………………………………………………………………………by Suzanne Robb
Strigoi………………………………………………………………………………………………………by Mihai Boc
A Friend for Jeffrey……………………………………………………………………by Ben Langhinrichs
Dead Haiku………………………………………………………………………………………………by Matt Nord
Shit House Poet…………………………………………………………………………………by Mike Mitchell
Homeward Bound……………………………………………………………………………………by Tony Schaab


Collaboration of the Dead Teaser Chapters
Chapter 1…………………………………………………………………………………………………by Matt Nord
Chapter 2…………………………………………………………………………………………………by T.W. Brown
Chapter 3…………………………………………………………………………………………………by GNBraun
Chapter 4…………………………………………………………………………………………………by Zombie Zak
Chapter 5…………………………………………………………………………………………………by Stephanie Kincaid